oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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