CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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