they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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