hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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