my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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