no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im holly from the hills drunk
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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