Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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