I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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