I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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