I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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