quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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