...so i touched it.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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