Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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