we have pet lesbian snakes
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I understand Curling. That high.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I believe in your delicious
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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