Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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