i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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