Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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