you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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