Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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