Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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