? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Someone shit on the floor
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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