Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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