He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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