we made out on top of his cat.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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