did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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