Sry I called you an 8
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
