dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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