According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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