Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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