is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My bed smells like the plague
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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