I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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