I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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