Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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