So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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