Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
