EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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