I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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