I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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