Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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