what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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