you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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