She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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