Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize
