she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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