in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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