I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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