Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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