Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
the liver wants what the liver wants
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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