I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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