We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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