I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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