Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
