She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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