Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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