Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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