He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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